Involuntary Enlistment of The Two, The Scowl, The Vacuuming Machine
Promptly at 13:30 hours, Sergeant Mom officially opened the Womack Boot Camp. Debriefing the recruits occurred while in transport to the base. Reasoning for enlistment was due to insubordination and lack of appreciation while on furlough. Length of enrollment time is scheduled for 24 hours once recruits have arrived at camp. Day 1 Mission: Straighten, Dust and Vacuum Bedrooms, Clean and Vacuum Bathroom, Change Bed Sheets. If task is not completed to exact specifications, it will be repeated until perfect. Lights out at 19:00 hours.
* "Morgan, you need to get your brain into my brain!" - Mason (trying to order his sister around!)
* "Where is the whooshie tooter?" - Morgan (to Mason) * "How do you use the force?" - Mason (to Mommy)
* "Mommy, where is Daddy?" He is cleaning his room. (Without missing a beat and with a surprised face) "I didn't know that Daddy had toys too!" - Morgan
* I am not on your team! I am a princess fairy! - Morgan (to Mason)
* My new name is Walking Brain. - Mason
* Do you know those guys, the ones who wear makeup, but not girl make up, boy make up, with the black and the white... (referring to KISS) - Morgan
* (After coming from the garage) I check back and forth to see where the spiders are. They are like the cars and I am like the person walking across the street. I have to be careful. - Mason
* One of Morgan's classmates says, "I have been to Disney on Ice!" Morgan's reply, "Well, I have been to Disney on Land!" - Morgan
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