Monday, August 10, 2009

Involuntary Enlistment of The Two, The Scowl, The Vacuuming Machine

Promptly at 13:30 hours, Sergeant Mom officially opened the Womack Boot Camp. Debriefing the recruits occurred while in transport to the base. Reasoning for enlistment was due to insubordination and lack of appreciation while on furlough. Length of enrollment time is scheduled for 24 hours once recruits have arrived at camp. Day 1 Mission: Straighten, Dust and Vacuum Bedrooms, Clean and Vacuum Bathroom, Change Bed Sheets. If task is not completed to exact specifications, it will be repeated until perfect. Lights out at 19:00 hours.

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