It was my plan to eat lunch inside the American Indian Muesum. Once I realized the food served was actual native american cuisine, I just knew my wild indians were going be on the war path. Hunger pains had set in and the closest food in sight - yes, you guessed it - an outdoor McDonald's food cart. We sat at the tables right by the fast food vending van while the locals entertained us. Two squirrels started stalking us, but once they realized the tourists next to us were throwing fries at them, they left us alone. Mason and Morgan could not get over the sight of squirrels eating french fries. They could not stop laughing.
I was shocked at how big the squirrels were. Act Two started with a McDonald's employee spilling trash right by our table. Within seconds I felt like an extra in Alfred Hitchcock's "Birds". I had to duck as a swarm of sparrows (I am quessing they were sparrows.) dove down to tear apart half of a sandwich.
Act Three soon began when the pigeons waddled in as well. But then it dawned on me... these BIRDS were eating a TURKEY sandwich. It was quite disturbing to watch.
But at least the kids enjoyed the free entertainment.
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