Sydney Humor

Scott found this online and thought this would give you yet another look at what it is like to live here.


We love Sydney because ...

You make over $100,000 per year and still can't afford a house.

You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers
have never seen it.

You order organic fruit and vegies online, but eat out every night anyway.

You spent more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.

You spend $800+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning
harbour/beach views and European Appliances; and then spend a total of 40 hours
each week there (of which 37 are spent sleeping).

You spend 30 minutes in a traffic jam next to a car with more power to its
speakers than its wheels.

You know everyone's e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home
address.

You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock
and key...but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life.

Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he moved to Australia

Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings but none are visible.

You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste
the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga,
aromatherapy, conversational Italian or building your own website.

You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in
Sydney (but then, they are Swiss/Thai/Brazilian).